Men will forever be punished for pregnancy by forcing them to endure nine months of complete emotional instability, irrational behavior, unquenchable cravings, and complete psychosis. Oh, and let’s not forget the constant reminder of every pain the woman feels and the constant reminder of how tired they are. “Honey can you do all the chores, I’m making our baby and that is really hard work.” Yeah, that looks real hard from where I’m standing. Look at me, I’m sitting on the couch drinking beers watching sports, and look at how fast that new deck is going up.
To make matters worse, while the man tries to keep his distance and stay out of the woman’s cross-hairs, the woman just wants to keep the man closer, she wants to cuddle more and hear sweet nothings to know that she’s still loved (that’s just more ‘emotional instability’). In reality that closeness is just a clever disguise to continue to submit the man to the slew of irrational behaviors a pregnant women forces upon anyone within a twenty foot radius.
Only 239 days, nine hours, fourteen minutes, and three point five seconds to go. Not that I’m counting. 
