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In a land far, far away, but not really that far, although it probably depends on who you ask. Two people fell in love and….oh wait a minute, that is totally not the way this story happens. Rewind. Two people who couldn’t stand each other , in fact you could almost say they despised each other and found it completely disgusting to breath the same air, decided to live on two different continents, on two different planets, in two completely different galaxies, to keep their distance, but instead found out that they were going to have a baby. So, they decided that it would be best if they at least lived in the same galaxy, although definitely not in the same solar system that would really not work out for them, or for any other beings living in that solar system. That wouldn’t be pretty, really, really, not pretty. In any case, where was I…right, living in same galaxy…having a baby….okay.
This is totally not their story (duh, reliable interplanetary travel isn’t possible yet) but it is the story of two other people, not at all related to those dysfunctional planet hopping freaks, and their daughter and the little baby brewing inside of Mommy Incubator (aka Mommy Inc.). While their journey is not expected to be easy, and it will be full of more peril, action and suspense than the next blockbuster movie, they do intend on beating the incompetent cervix issue and on having a happy healthy baby. In the end they will laugh in the face of mother nature and say cruel things to her while holding their new baby.
Life is Flowers.
